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Event-based Dates
Tailored dates revolving around upcoming events!
Check back regularly for new event ideas.
Last Hurrah of the Northern Lights for a Decade
I have never seen the Aurora Borealis! 2026 is the last year to see them at their peak for the next decade, so why don't we enjoy it together?
Dates - Anytime before March​
Stay - Svalbard, Norway in a glass igloo, an Arctic cruise, or even just as far north as we are willing to go!​
Investment - varies based on duration and location
Reach out with an idea of dates/duration/general location and I will handle the rest!​
Quadrantids Meteor Shower at the Grand Canyon!
An annual event and a natural treasure, both that I have yet to explore! Be my first? <3
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Maybe an extension of New Years Eve?
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Dates - January 2nd to January 4th, 2026
Stay - El Tovar Hotel, starting at $800 for 2 nights depending on room type
Investment - $5,000 + stay + travel
Kink Fest 2026
Let's get kinky at the Portland Leather Alliance's world-renowned 3-day BDSM event featuring 54,000 square feet of open dungeon space, educational classes, vendors, tastings, and more! Starts at $195 per person for all 3 days.
Dates - April 3rd to April 5th, 2026​
Stay - one of the host hotels or any nearby hotel!​
Investment - starting at $5000 + stay. Please be aware that some kinks and desires may raise the rate​
Total Solar Eclipse
The first total solar Eclipse to be visible from mainland Europe since 1999! But, the best place to view will be in Greenland as it will happen during the day and will be centered directly underneath the Sun's path.
Dates - August 11th to August 13th, 2026​
Stay - Hotel Hans Egede OR Aurora Hut, both starting at $700 for 2 nights depending on room type. Both located in Nuuk, Greenland's capital city, and selling out fast!
Investment - $5,000 + stay + travel
New Year's Eve 2026
I imagine an overnight full of debauchery and sin, or 2-3 days of doing whatever the opposite of our resolutions are, haha! Let's go for a big city adventure filled with wonderful food and drinks, a luxury hotel to mess up together, and a beautiful fireworks display. We may also consider spending the following days together just relaxing and recuperating at the spa.
Dates - December 30th or 31st to January 1st or 2nd​
Stay - Whatever 4/5 star hotel in whatever big city we choose! Averaging between $300-$600.
Investment - $3,500/overnight or $5,000/2-3 days + stay + travel
Total Lunar Eclipse
Self explanatory. I just love natural phenomena!
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Dates - March 3rd, 2026
Stay - Anywhere we'd like, really. The maximum eclipse will be fully visible in the PNW around 3:30am, or perfectly viewed from Eastern Asia or Eastern Australia at a more acceptable time of day with the maximum hitting between 6 and 10pm, about 11:30 UTC.
Investment -​ varies based on duration and location
Reach out with an idea of dates/duration/general location and I will handle the rest!​
250th Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence
Let's celebrate together in a small town, get away from the big-city noise, and watch spectacular fireworks displays with the locals at ​one of the oldest continuous 4th of July Celebrations in the USA in Lilitz, Pennsylvania, just a 90 minute drive west of Philadelphia!​
Dates - July 3rd to July 5th, 2026​
Stay - The Wilbur Lilitz, starting at $1,000 for 3 nights depending on room type. Just steps away from all of the 4th of July fun!
Investment - $5,000 + stay + travel
Designed Dates
I curated some designer dates so that you don't have to!
The Ritz Carlton, Portland
3 days and 2 nights
If you’re a man with discerning tastes, The Ritz is the best hotel in town for you. Featuring a 19th-floor spa and indoor infinity pool surrounded by floor-to-ceiling glass. For dinner, their 20th-floor restaurant, Bellpine, offers Pacific Northwest inspired dishes and panoramic views, or we can dine at Meadowrue where they offer a 12-course omakase with a Japanese-inspired theme.
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Hotel: starting at $1,000 for 2 nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $4,000
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Total Investment: $5,000​
CASCADA Thermal Springs, Portland
3 days and 2 nights
A well-crafted escape located in the Alberta Arts District where we can explore the nearby art galleries and murals. Boasting mineral pools of varying degrees, saunas, steam rooms, cold plunges and restorative spa therapies in their underground silent sanctuary, as well as a normally heated pool in their rare and exotic plant conservatory. For dinner, their restaurant, Terra Mae, features inventive small plates fusing Portuguese and Japanese cuisines.
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Hotel: starting at $900 for two nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $4,000
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Total Investment: $4,900​
Hotel 1000, Seattle
3 days and 2 nights
A refined and subtly seductive urban resort just steps away from the Seattle waterfront. Featuring glass showers and freestanding tubs for the lover that likes to watch... there’s even in-room luxury bath rituals with Champagne and caviar, florals, and candles! When we're ready to play (rather, after we've finished playing), we can head to their Topgolf Swing Suite for a simulated game in a lounge-like setting. For dinner we might dine in-house at All Water for oysters and local seafood, or we can check out any of the other wonderful restaurants in Seattle!
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Hotel: starting at $1,000 for two nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $​4,500
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Total Investment: $5,500
LOTTE Hotel, Seattle
3 days and 2 nights
A mix of old and new, a modern glass tower joined with a historic building right in the heart of downtown Seattle. For dinner, we might dine somewhere nearby or at their Pacific-Northwest inspired restaurant, the Charlotte, boasting imaginative dishes and stellar views of the Elliott Bay.
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Hotel: starting at $600 for 2 nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $4,500
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Total Investment: $5,100​
Fairmont Pacific Rim, Vancouver, B.C.
3 days and 2 nights
Gorgeous rooms featuring spa-style marble bathrooms and sweeping views of mountains, water, and city lights. Their full service Nordic spa, rooftop pool deck, art gallery spaces, and close proximity to other establishments offers so much we can do during our romantic escape together. For dinner, we might dine at their restaurants The Botanist offering Pacific Northwest based dishes, or the Lobby Lounge & Raw Bar (Michelin Guide Recommended) showcasing sushi-style seafood.
Hotel: starting at $700 for two nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $5,000
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Total Investment: $5,700​
The Davenport Hotel, Spokane
Overnight, 18 hours
This historic building features rich woodwork, ornate chandeliers, a grand lobby fireplace, and fine luxury Italian bedding that makes you feel like old money. They have an indoor pool, jacuzzi, a full-service spa and salon, and their Honeymoon Suite has a jetted tub that I feel resembles a pair of full, kissable lips, hehe! The cocktail lounge has a dramatic peacock stained-glass ceiling that wows me every time I see it. This is really the best hotel option available for my Spokane-based lovers.
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Hotel: starting at $300 per night, depending on room type
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My rate: $3,500
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Total Investment: $3,800​
The Allison Inn & Spa, Newberg
3 days and 2 nights
Sitting on 35 lush acres in Oregon’s wine-famous Willamette Valley, this is a refined and secluded retreat built for my fellow wine (and privacy) lovers. The spa is a 15,000-square-foot sanctuary with eucalyptus-steam rooms, cedar saunas, a skylit pool and a whirlpool. For dinner, their restaurant, Jory, features exceptional regional wines and seasonal farm-to-table dishes. This location offers a slow, intentional stay focused on wine, eats, relaxation, and, well, each other. <3
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Hotel: starting at $1,200 for two nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $5,000
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Total Investment: $6,200​
Salishan Coastal Lodge, Oregon
3 days and 2 nights
A secluded coastal escape nestled perfectly between the Siletz Bay, the Pacific ocean, and forested bluffs, only a 2 hour drive west of Portland. Boasting a championship 18-hole golf course designed by PGA Tour Pro Peter Jacobsen, a full service holistic spa, and even an aerial park with two ziplines! For dinner they offer seasonal and sustainably sourced ingredients at their restaurant, The Attic, where coast-to-table dishes are the star of the menu. There is also small, local shopping and plenty of other food options just a short walk away. And, it's only a 20 minute drive north to the Chinook Winds Casino for my gambler friends!
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Hotel: starting at $600 for two nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $5,000
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Total Investment: $5,600​
The Standard Spa, Miami Beach
4 days and 3 nights
A sanctuary with lush tropical gardens and a hydrotherapy playground including an infinity pool, a Turkish-style hammam, a Roman waterfall hot tub, an ice room, and an arctic plunge. Some suites include private terraces and outdoor soaking tubs in the gardens. For dinner we might try their Lido Bayside Grill featuring local, seasonal dishes eaten (as the name suggests) bayside, or explore one of the other amazing restaurants in Miami.
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Hotel: starting at $1,800 for three nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $7,000
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Total Investment: $8,800​
The Oberoi Marrakech, Morocco
5 days and 4 nights
28 acres of citrus orchards and old olive groves with snow-capped mountains on the horizon make this a truly beautiful resort. Boasting world-class golf courses, private helicopter rides, hot air balloons, Moroccan cooking classes, sunrise yoga, hammams, private spa suites, and nearby access to tons of unique experiences. For dinner, they have refined international cuisine at Tamimt and Indian dishes from a Michelin-starred chef at Rivayat, as well as access to a luxury shopping mall nearby with other great food options.
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Hotel: starting at $3,700 for four nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $7,500
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Total Investment: $11,200​
Soneva Jani, Maldives
5 days and 4 nights
Over-water villas above a private lagoon, some including private pools, lagoon slides, and even retractable roofs so we might choose to sleep beneath the stars. They have tons of activities like turtle spotting, paddle-boarding, scuba diving, kayaking, sailing, stargazing through high-powered telescopes, tennis, padel, open air spa suites, and even movie screenings on the water. For dinner, this resort is a culinary paradise offering multiple upscale and unique dining experiences.
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Hotel: starting at $12,000 for four nights, depending on room type
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My rate: $7,500
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Total Investment: $19,500​
